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One Ohio Christian [troll?] is not happy at all that Ohioans are nicknamed ‘Buckeyes’ or that Ohio State has a team by that name, and believes the state’s tree is unfit to represent him.

Why? Because it’s bisexual.

Writes Jim Flechtner to The Courier:

SO WHAT ABOUT CARNATIONS?

Something in the “Just Ask” column (Page A3, May 29) disturbed me. According to the column, “the Ohio buckeye, Aesculus glabra, bears flowers with both male and female organs on the same tree. It is a monoecious species.”

I couldn’t believe this, so I did some research and, sure enough, a science website (forestry.about.com) states that “the Ohio buckeye is polygamo-monoecious, bearing both bisexual and male flowers.”

The buckeye is our state tree and most of us gladly wear the nickname, “buckeyes.” But it is shameful and unacceptable that a bisexual tree should represent us! We are flaunting the Holy Bible!

I urge everyone to contact their state representative and demand legislation removing the buckeye as our state tree and condemning the use of the term “buckeye” as a nickname for residents of Ohio.

Does anyone know if carnations are bisexual?

Jim Flechtner, Findlay

[story: towleroad, image: dave’s garden]

I don’t get it… if his god made all living things, he made the tree reproduce like that. This is why I don’t read newspapers, they just make me angry. Once there’s another planet to live on I think I’ll go live there (pertinent? http://mars-one.com/en/ ).